Here is the master post with all of the current ones together in one spot! Thank you guys for the support!
haha hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to-
OH MY GOD THAT’S YOUR DICK
remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural
this actually happened
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
My friends are so fucking strange
I like him. Keep him.
I’m actually dating him
Found this on a bulliten board at school.
Unless you’re Adam
im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified